Twas Three Days Before Christmas

T‘was three days before Christmas and all through the house Not a person was helping, not even my spouse… The children were restless and what made it worse… I at my computer typed nonsensical verse!

When what to my poor bloodshot eyes did I see, But the calendar with three days left glaring at me!! So off to the kitchen I flew like a flash… Tore open the cupboards and made a mad dash…

Baking my cookies and stirring my fudge, Dozing by the sink till someone gave me a nudge! I still have the present to wrap, and bows to tie and the house is a disaster I thought with a sigh…

I looked ’round at the mayhem and thought to myself… Next year will be different…I’ll organize myself!! I laughed when I heard the traditional phrase That was made every year and forgot in just days…

So to all those who know me I have one thing to say… Merry Christmas to all… JUST DON’T GET IN MY WAY!!!

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