by Rue McClanahan — Eddi-Rue McClanahan
Don McLean — Donald McLean
Ed McMahon — Edward Leo McMahon
Audrey Meadows — Audrey Cotter
Jayne Meadows — Jayne Cotter
Meat Loaf — Marvin Lee Adair
Ethel Merman — Ethel Zimmermann
George Michael — Georgios Panayiotou
Donna Mills — Donna Jean Miller
Guy Mitchell — Albert George Cernick
Eddie Money — Edward Mahoney
