by Ray Stevens — Harold Ray Ragsdale
Sting — Gordon Matthew Sumner
Donna Summer — La Donna Andrea Gaines
Rip Taylor — Charles Elmer, Jr.
Robert Taylor — Spangler Arlington Brugh
Danny Thomas — Muzyad Yakhoob
Mel Tillis — Lonnie Melvin Tillis
Randy Travis — Randy Traywick
Tina Turner — Annie Mae Bullock
Mark Twain — Samuel Langhorne Clemens
