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TimeTravel – “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
Logic – “Because I said so, that’s why.”
Foresight – “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
Irony -“Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
Weather – “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
Wisdom – “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
Justice – “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”
