by Patti Page — Clara Ann Fowler
Jack Palance — Walter Jack Paiahnulk
Pat Paulsen — Patrick Layton Paulsen
Johnny Paycheck — Don Lytle
Minnie Pearl — Sarah Ophella Colley Cannon
Bernadette Peters — Bernadette Lazzaro
Lou Diamond Phillips — Lou Upchurch
Slim Pickens — Louis Lindley
Mary Pickford — Gladys Smith
Stefanie Powers — Stefdnia Zofija Federkiewicz
Prince — Prince Rogers Nelson
