- You count the number of sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they are equal.
- You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child’s favorite toy and made him/her cry.
- You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
- You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
- You hire a baby sitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then you spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.
- You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it’s the only one your child eats.
- You find yourself cutting your husband’s sandwiches into unusual shapes.
- You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi’s mother.
- You can’t bear to give away baby clothes–it’s so final.
- You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when you say, “Not in your good clothes.”
TimeTravel – “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
Logic – “Because I said so, that’s why.”
Foresight – “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
Irony -“Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
Weather – “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
Wisdom – “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
Justice – “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”
Cystic fibrosis (CF) is a genetic disorder that affects mostly the lungs, but also the pancreas, liver, kidneys, and intestine. Long-term issues include difficulty breathing and coughing up mucus as a result of frequent lung infections.
It’s that time again – cystic fibrosis (CF) awareness month is here. While we work year round to inform people on what CF is, raise essential funds for research and care and demonstrate how CF impacts the lives of Canadians.
Multiple sclerosis is a disease which affects the central nervous system (brain and spinal cord). In general, it strikes people who are between 15 and 40 years old. It is the most common neurological disease among young adults in Canada. Three and a half times as many women as men are diagnosed with MS. Close to 100 000 Canadians have MS.
As winter comes to an end, it is time to get your car ready for spring driving and summer road trips! National Car Care Month reminds you to take care of any issues that may have occurred or been ignored during winter.
Spring driving brings its own hazard such as slick, wet roads. It is important to make sure you tires, brakes and windshield wiper are ready for the rain.